don't work in a call center.
Exchange of the day:
ME: Is there anything else I can help you with today?
CREEPY MALE CALLER: Not over the phone.
“I am not handsome. I am not interesting. I am not talented. I am not even rich. But Lise, I offer you everything I have, to the last blood corpuscle, to the last tear, everything. And, believe me, this is more than any genius can offer you because a genius needs to keep so much in store, and thus cannot offer you the whole of himself as I do. I may not achieve happiness, but I know I shall do everything to make you happy.” —Pnin, Nabokov