January 2011
me & the minibar
My NYE consists of Delirium Nocturnum, the Marx Brothers, and longing. Good fucking riddance, 2010.
December 2010
Complaint #826
whitewhine:
Oh God, they used transition as a verb.
-Whine by Colin
Watch“The Sheep Song” - with some help from Vertov and Ruttmann.
we love each other.
Amelia: http://www.bestweekever.tv/2010-12-17/dog-in-stroller-revives-my-dream-to-give-birth-to-a-puppy/
Amelia: akgjahflkgjhdfkja;gkhja
Amelia: give me that dog
Amelia: and that stroller
Chris: lol, that's awful!
Chris: the poor dog!
Amelia: the dog looks quite comfortable, christopher
Amelia: don't hate. appreciate.
Chris: yeah but he's a dog, not people
Chris: pram is for people, millie
Amelia: psh
Amelia: what do people do to deserve such luxury?
Amelia: dogs are loving and loyal, all the time
Amelia: people start war
Chris: they also have four legs
Amelia: dogs > people
Chris: fine then
Chris: have a dog as a boyfriend
Chris: (it may please you to know that i'm balancing a cushion on my head)
Amelia: that does please me
Amelia: if i could type and clap gleefully at the same time, i would
Chris: lol, you're such a duffer
Chris:
Amelia: WHO'S BALANCING A PILLOW ON HIS HEAD?
Amelia: JESUS.
Amelia: YOU PEOPLE.
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things my cousin and i text each other about
Kelsey: will arnett is on svu playing a pedo
Amelia: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Kelsey: actually he's not a pedo- he just arranges for pedo trips to other countries so... :\
Amelia: that sounds very gob-like.
Kelsey: haha oh gob
Kelsey: so this will prob make ur day- jeremy irons is going to be on svu as a sex therapist for sex adiction
Amelia: AHHHHHHH WHEN???????
Kelsey: not until january i think
Amelia: ugh, dammit. so many jokes/perverse wishes milling about in my mind right now.
Kelsey: haha i was trying to come up with one
Amelia: the best i can do is borrowing from arrested development: do you suppose he'll be an analyst/therapist? an analrapist, if you will?
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