February 2011
January 2011
the final countdown
23 days until I see my fella.
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
There are no words in any human language to express how I feel, so just take it from that string of exclamation points: I am a Happy Girl.
foutue.
Amelia: derp.
Mom: cool. well, have fun.
Amelia: ok!
Mom: derp. derp derp. you derp. foutue. derp.
Amelia: uh oh, i taught it a new word!
Mom: oui. well, on that note....i bid you a derp
Amelia: hahahahahahhahahahahahaha. good night, mom.
“Because he’s the hero Gotham deserves, but not the one it needs right now....”
– My motto.
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oh. not what he meant.
Chris: oh man. did you see the dominos thing on fuckyeahretard?
Amelia: yes! the epic drug-fueled stroke of genius?
Chris: i'm (we're) going to try that one day
Amelia: drugs?
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“how much better would ‘the untouchables’ have been if elliott ness...”
– I just sent this to my boyf. He doesn’t know how good he has it.
Not even going to post the video itself...but... →
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disappointment of the day.
I thought Chris was telling me that I have a voice like a dragqueen version of Jeremy Irons, but he was actually saying that Jeremy Irons himself has a dragqueen voice.
This makes me doubly unhappy.
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hippo birdie two ewes
It’s not the 10th here yet, but it is where my fella lives. As such, I am telling all of you to wish him the happiest birthday in the world, because he deserves it.
